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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

girls basketball

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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