- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

girls basketball

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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