- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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