- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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