- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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