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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

womens rights

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A midget walked under a bar.