Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Whats white? A fridge

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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