So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Hail Heetluh

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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