What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Once upon a time, The end.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Terry has ebola

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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