Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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do you have a wife?

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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