Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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