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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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