- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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