Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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