- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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