- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A Sloth runs...

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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