Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Canadians

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A Sloth runs...

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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