A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Where are you going Your house

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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You're a frog

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My cat just died.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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GONNA

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Anti Joke

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