- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Cancer

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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