If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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