- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What's big and purple? Barney

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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