so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Hi

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Penis.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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a irish man walks past a bar

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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my mind's eye?

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