What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Stephen Hawking can walk

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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