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What's the capital of Ohio? O

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

No soup for you!

what has genitial warts? me

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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