- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

the lemon was sweet.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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