- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

kill yourself

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

knock knock go away!!!

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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