A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

James Patrick Campbell

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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