1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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adam hodgson !

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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