- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

heat!

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