What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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