An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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    i ate a horse

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    Jesus....first two, stfu. If you don't get the point of this site, take your self-satisfaction elsewhere.

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    A bird of prey is a grammatically incorrect statement for the reason of in which being the predators of squirrels can in fact be owls in relation to their size ergo they are a predator- to put it in a briviloquent connotation, they are a bird among predators.

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    It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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    ummm... lol?

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    You can get owls that hunt in the day.

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