- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

flavin's head

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

George Bush.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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