- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Asians

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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