Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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I can count to potato.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Women's rights.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Jebron Lames.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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