the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A seal walks into a club.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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