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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything