- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

womens rights.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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