Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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