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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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