Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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