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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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anus

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Ken wins!

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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