- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Mahmy

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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