- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

This is funny.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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