why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

don't read this

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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