- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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