What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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That is so fetch

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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