Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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destiny

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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