what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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That is so fetch

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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oh hai

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