- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.