Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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